Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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