so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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