Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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