Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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