i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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