We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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