I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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