normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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