At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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