How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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