he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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