i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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