dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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