It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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