Me too!
please come you make the beer taste better
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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