But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I will be naked everywhere
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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