when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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