I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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