He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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