Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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