My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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