if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Randomize