But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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