So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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