I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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