Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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