Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Holy shit dude........stairs
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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