there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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