marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
