i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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