so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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