She is in my trunk
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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