Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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