I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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