i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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