real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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