I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I need water and some morals
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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