Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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