i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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