Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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