omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Randomize