Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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