is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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