i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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