found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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