If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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