You really coming over, don't trick.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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