Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize