so explain again why im purple
no
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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