I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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