called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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