Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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