I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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