I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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