Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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